Anyway, spring is here and don't you just love a new season? Feels like you can start all over again. Yeah, thats great, leave boring winter and enter the spring with a light step! That's my plan...to dance my way into spring. That's why I am dedicating this video to you all....so sit back and relasssssssssssss. Lots of love!
Sunday, March 30, 2008
SPRING!
Yep! Winter is finally over...well, according to the clocks...one hour ahead, so I am assuming no more snow...we shall see. So how did you all survive winter? any big changes? hehehehe, well, not for me, I spent all my free time reading and writing...my friends thought I had gone into hybernation! I did venture out from time to time so I don't know what they are all complaining about. Let's see...what else? Oh, became super aunty on many occasions and fell in love with a little boy named Eric. I am sure the feeling was mutual, since his first words to me were "you've got a big head"....this small children business... not so bad...I am a natural...I take him to parks and let him run like a meniac, then we feed the ducks, go on slides and swings and then I feed him and then he sleeps...then he wakes up and we play "transformers", then at nights I give him a bath, tuck him in and say "I love you"...easy as ABC!...then I hand him back to his mummy....hehehehehehe
Anyway, spring is here and don't you just love a new season? Feels like you can start all over again. Yeah, thats great, leave boring winter and enter the spring with a light step! That's my plan...to dance my way into spring. That's why I am dedicating this video to you all....so sit back and relasssssssssssss. Lots of love!
Anyway, spring is here and don't you just love a new season? Feels like you can start all over again. Yeah, thats great, leave boring winter and enter the spring with a light step! That's my plan...to dance my way into spring. That's why I am dedicating this video to you all....so sit back and relasssssssssssss. Lots of love!
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Now if does not make you smile...I don't know what will!
An excerpt from one of my all time favourite Indian movie, kuch kuch hota hai. The director of the movie is Karan Johar, I have a collection of his movies and they are all great! Oh, this is all I do when I am ill...feel sorry for my self and watch movies...next stop is nollywood!
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Wasted lives...over nothing...or rather, just because they can.
I read this report and I think it just made me worse(I am sick and in bed, some kind of bug that has been going around). I do not think we will ever really realize just how many lives have been wasted in that country. It is quite a long report but no doubt very enlightening in the ways of big men and mortality. Even though I am never surprised by anything in that country, still, the way we treat our fellow human beings never ceases to amaze me.
Is there anyway to hold these people accountable? After such a report, what is the next step? How can, we the people, make sure that the people involved go through the due process of the law and face the charges levied against them? what to do? what to do?
Is there anyway to hold these people accountable? After such a report, what is the next step? How can, we the people, make sure that the people involved go through the due process of the law and face the charges levied against them? what to do? what to do?
Friday, March 21, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Serious times
These are some serious times
All I can see around us is just violence and crime
Full time for us to centralize, socialize and realize
So let the sun shine throughout everyday
Let the moon shine through the peaceful night
This Seven times rise and seven times fall
But I don't really believe in those falling things at all
Coz life continues as it goes
If you really want to know the truth
The truth is in being told
Sometimes I think it's peace and safety
It could be you for sudden destruction
See you wake up this morning, you better give thanks
You don't know if you're going to live to see tomorrow
Life is much more precious than gold
Yeah, and if the truth hasn't been told
So I say that these are some serious times
All I can see around us is just violence and crime
Full time for us to centralize, socialize and realize
See at the corner, watch how you hang out at the corner
A straight-time pharmacy going on at the corner
At the corner, the youths them really no hold no water
Astray them go stray and left the border
Coz a domino say them gone, now they can play
And a car come in and shots start to spray
Only innocent life can get taken away
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Thursday, March 6, 2008
RESULTS!
First anonymous 50% passed
Doja 0% failed
Second anonymous 75% passed
Uzezi 25% failed
For the love of me 25% failed
Isi 50% passed
Catwalq 75% passed
CORRECT ANSWERS
1. Make una no swallow anything anyhow oh!:Una know as men dem fit lie anyhow, ehen. For example, your bobo talk say im wan buy biscuit. Na which one you go choose?
a)E no dey go buy biscuit
b)E fit come back with anything self
c)Even self, if im want,e no go buy anything
d)The man fit waka from there, dey go e own
e)Na all of the above
The correct answer na e, all of the above: My people, man waka no get head or tail, dem just dey waka anyhow.
2. No be only you be the woman for im life: Our Naija men! Chei! Dem too like woman. Black oh, yellow oh, thin oh, fat oh, anyone, dem no dey take eye dey see woman. For example, your bobo come introduce you give another woman wey im call “co-worker”, for your mind, na who she be?
a) Na im co-worker, na
b) No be im co-worker
c) Na im other woman
d) E fit be anybody
The correct answer na d: The woman fit be anybody. She fit be im sister, neighbor, im pikin mama, im sugar mummy, she fit be im tailor self. You no fit know.
3. Love ke?:Love na one kain word wey our men sabi throw way anyhow. Na so the thing dey comot for their mouth like say na serious matter dem dey talk. For example, as una just krom finish, im come talk one of the following, which one you suppose choose?
a)I love you die.
b)Baby, from now till forever more, na you I go love
c)Honey, my own mission for life, na to love you.
d)Dem never make woman for dis world wey I fit love pass you!
See ya mouth like love! You don craise?
4.Make by mistake you no go show am say you get sense oh: This one na the number one rule self. You know as our men be, dem like to dey think say na dem know book pass, ehen. For example,: your bobo talk say im no know the meaning of “inconsequential”. Im come ask you if you know the meaning self, wetin u suppose do?
a) You go tell am na
b) You go give am dictionary
c) Shuooo, you go talk say you no know na
d) You go ask am why im wan know
e) None of the above
You go just bend head, be like mumu, dey scratch ya head. Na the only thing u fit do. If you like open ya mouth like over sabi, na there, ya relationship go end finish.
Doja 0% failed
Second anonymous 75% passed
Uzezi 25% failed
For the love of me 25% failed
Isi 50% passed
Catwalq 75% passed
CORRECT ANSWERS
1. Make una no swallow anything anyhow oh!:Una know as men dem fit lie anyhow, ehen. For example, your bobo talk say im wan buy biscuit. Na which one you go choose?
a)E no dey go buy biscuit
b)E fit come back with anything self
c)Even self, if im want,e no go buy anything
d)The man fit waka from there, dey go e own
e)Na all of the above
The correct answer na e, all of the above: My people, man waka no get head or tail, dem just dey waka anyhow.
2. No be only you be the woman for im life: Our Naija men! Chei! Dem too like woman. Black oh, yellow oh, thin oh, fat oh, anyone, dem no dey take eye dey see woman. For example, your bobo come introduce you give another woman wey im call “co-worker”, for your mind, na who she be?
a) Na im co-worker, na
b) No be im co-worker
c) Na im other woman
d) E fit be anybody
The correct answer na d: The woman fit be anybody. She fit be im sister, neighbor, im pikin mama, im sugar mummy, she fit be im tailor self. You no fit know.
3. Love ke?:Love na one kain word wey our men sabi throw way anyhow. Na so the thing dey comot for their mouth like say na serious matter dem dey talk. For example, as una just krom finish, im come talk one of the following, which one you suppose choose?
a)I love you die.
b)Baby, from now till forever more, na you I go love
c)Honey, my own mission for life, na to love you.
d)Dem never make woman for dis world wey I fit love pass you!
See ya mouth like love! You don craise?
4.Make by mistake you no go show am say you get sense oh: This one na the number one rule self. You know as our men be, dem like to dey think say na dem know book pass, ehen. For example,: your bobo talk say im no know the meaning of “inconsequential”. Im come ask you if you know the meaning self, wetin u suppose do?
a) You go tell am na
b) You go give am dictionary
c) Shuooo, you go talk say you no know na
d) You go ask am why im wan know
e) None of the above
You go just bend head, be like mumu, dey scratch ya head. Na the only thing u fit do. If you like open ya mouth like over sabi, na there, ya relationship go end finish.
Saturday, March 1, 2008
waffy exam for my blog women
Notice:If you no get humour, abeg, no bother to do the exam, plus if u know say na your own man be super man and all sorts, abeg, I take God beg u, no even bother to read.
Na this document na im una suppose read well well before una begin follow man for Naija. These rules wey dey here so, na serious experiment dem do oh plus you fit use am for any man, e no matter if im be Ijaw, urhobo, ibo, muslim , Christian, even self, if im fit follow mammy water, na this same rule una must to follow.
1. Make una no swallow anything anyhow oh!: Una know as men dem fit lie anyhow, ehen. For example, your bobo talk say im wan buy biscuit. Na which one you go choose?
a)E no dey go buy biscuit
b)E fit come back with anything self
c)Even self, if im want,e no go buy anything
d)The man fit waka from there, dey go e own
e)Na all of the above
2. No be only you be the woman for im life: Our Naija men! Chei! Dem too like woman. Black oh, yellow oh, thin oh, fat oh, anyone, dem no dey take eye dey see woman. For example, your bobo come introduce you give another woman wey im call “co-worker”, for your mind, na who she be?
a) Na im co-worker, na
b) No be im co-worker
c) Na im other woman
d) E fit be anybody
3. Love ke? : Love na one kain word wey our men sabi throw way anyhow. Na so the thing dey comot for their mouth like say na serious matter dem dey talk. For example, as una just krom finish, im come talk one of the following, which one you suppose choose?
a)I love you die.
b)Baby, from now till forever more, na you I go love
c)Honey, my own mission for life, na to love you.
d)Dem never make woman for dis world wey I fit love pass you!
4. Make by mistake you no go show am say you get sense oh: This one na the number one rule self. You know as our men be, dem like to dey think say na dem know book pass, ehen. For example,: your bobo talk say im no know the meaning of “inconsequential”. Im come ask you if you know the meaning self, wetin u suppose do?
a) You go tell am na
b) You go give am dictionary
c) Shuooo, you go talk say you no know na
d) You go ask am why im wan know
e) None of the above
Those of una wey do the test, leave ya answers for the comment section, I go give una, una result.
Na this document na im una suppose read well well before una begin follow man for Naija. These rules wey dey here so, na serious experiment dem do oh plus you fit use am for any man, e no matter if im be Ijaw, urhobo, ibo, muslim , Christian, even self, if im fit follow mammy water, na this same rule una must to follow.
1. Make una no swallow anything anyhow oh!: Una know as men dem fit lie anyhow, ehen. For example, your bobo talk say im wan buy biscuit. Na which one you go choose?
a)E no dey go buy biscuit
b)E fit come back with anything self
c)Even self, if im want,e no go buy anything
d)The man fit waka from there, dey go e own
e)Na all of the above
2. No be only you be the woman for im life: Our Naija men! Chei! Dem too like woman. Black oh, yellow oh, thin oh, fat oh, anyone, dem no dey take eye dey see woman. For example, your bobo come introduce you give another woman wey im call “co-worker”, for your mind, na who she be?
a) Na im co-worker, na
b) No be im co-worker
c) Na im other woman
d) E fit be anybody
3. Love ke? : Love na one kain word wey our men sabi throw way anyhow. Na so the thing dey comot for their mouth like say na serious matter dem dey talk. For example, as una just krom finish, im come talk one of the following, which one you suppose choose?
a)I love you die.
b)Baby, from now till forever more, na you I go love
c)Honey, my own mission for life, na to love you.
d)Dem never make woman for dis world wey I fit love pass you!
4. Make by mistake you no go show am say you get sense oh: This one na the number one rule self. You know as our men be, dem like to dey think say na dem know book pass, ehen. For example,: your bobo talk say im no know the meaning of “inconsequential”. Im come ask you if you know the meaning self, wetin u suppose do?
a) You go tell am na
b) You go give am dictionary
c) Shuooo, you go talk say you no know na
d) You go ask am why im wan know
e) None of the above
Those of una wey do the test, leave ya answers for the comment section, I go give una, una result.
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