First anonymous 50% passed
Doja 0% failed
Second anonymous 75% passed
Uzezi 25% failed
For the love of me 25% failed
Isi 50% passed
Catwalq 75% passed
1. Make una no swallow anything anyhow oh!:Una know as men dem fit lie anyhow, ehen. For example, your bobo talk say im wan buy biscuit. Na which one you go choose?
a)E no dey go buy biscuit
b)E fit come back with anything self
c)Even self, if im want,e no go buy anything
d)The man fit waka from there, dey go e own
e)Na all of the above
The correct answer na e, all of the above: My people, man waka no get head or tail, dem just dey waka anyhow.
2. No be only you be the woman for im life: Our Naija men! Chei! Dem too like woman. Black oh, yellow oh, thin oh, fat oh, anyone, dem no dey take eye dey see woman. For example, your bobo come introduce you give another woman wey im call “co-worker”, for your mind, na who she be?
a) Na im co-worker, na
b) No be im co-worker
c) Na im other woman
d) E fit be anybody
The correct answer na d: The woman fit be anybody. She fit be im sister, neighbor, im pikin mama, im sugar mummy, she fit be im tailor self. You no fit know.
3. Love ke?:Love na one kain word wey our men sabi throw way anyhow. Na so the thing dey comot for their mouth like say na serious matter dem dey talk. For example, as una just krom finish, im come talk one of the following, which one you suppose choose?
a)I love you die.
b)Baby, from now till forever more, na you I go love
c)Honey, my own mission for life, na to love you.
d)Dem never make woman for dis world wey I fit love pass you!
See ya mouth like love! You don craise?
4.Make by mistake you no go show am say you get sense oh: This one na the number one rule self. You know as our men be, dem like to dey think say na dem know book pass, ehen. For example,: your bobo talk say im no know the meaning of “inconsequential”. Im come ask you if you know the meaning self, wetin u suppose do?
a) You go tell am na
b) You go give am dictionary
c) Shuooo, you go talk say you no know na
d) You go ask am why im wan know
e) None of the above
You go just bend head, be like mumu, dey scratch ya head. Na the only thing u fit do. If you like open ya mouth like over sabi, na there, ya relationship go end finish.