Thursday, January 22, 2009

Okay, I dey update!

Catwalq, thank you for giving me topics to choose from because I swear to God, I no even know wetin I be wan write. So I choose "Obama is in!" and for your information, that post was written after a night of insomnia and not after a night of illegal organic substances....thanks for your faith in me. Okay, Okay, I lie...it was after a night of vodka, not as bad as you thought ehn?

Obama is in and all I could think about during the inauguration was how terribly sorry I am for my own country. I just felt ashamed for my county and...INSPIRED to do something about those rotten human beings that won't let us have our own obama. But not to worry, change is coming, I swear, if I no give speech like Obama, I no go rest. Haba! I must give speech. Just once, just once on a podium somewhere, even if na for my papa village, even if nobody dey understand wetin I dey yarn, I must give speech.

As you can see, I have absolutely nothing to write about. My life is at a standstill at the moment. I have now become one of those people you see who stares absent mindedly in bus stops and train stations. My phone ringing gives me high blood pressure and my mailbox makes me nervous.

My only joy these days is the thought of playing wii and thrashing all my opponents. Perhaps wii will give me back my joy in life? Who knows?

As for heart issue, Oh Lordy! Somebody give me a heart of stone cos my useless heart is not capable of behaving itself. It is a burden on my soul.

Hope you are all good?

Lots of love, jare.

Life must move on....hisssssssssssssssss!

12 comments:

Danny Bagucci said...

Guess deep down, we are all ashamed for our country..... Hopefully, some day, we'll take action on our shame and God-willing make it a better country...

Sandrine said...

Hi from Miami.
Take care.
Sandrine

Tigeress said...

:)

SHE said...

You have absolutely nothing to write.
I have absolutely no comments.
You sound disenchanted!

Temite said...

LOL. You this woman are Crazieeee. But seriously thouugh that ish is tooooo funny. Life must go on and I too wan give speech I beg. I am going to go and join my schools speech club or debate club. I must give speech damnmit.

flygirlbidiish said...

hope u love playin guitar hero?

ibiluv said...

take a deeeeeeeeeppppppppp breath

you'll be fyne

StandTall-The Activist said...

You are right, change is coming to Naija by God's grace

My dear, your life can't be at a standtill. Pls get your grove's on

miz-cynic said...

WAFFARIAN.-me i don harden my heart again o...i have willed it to stop feeling nothn for one oloriburuku girlfriend having,onidan, abrakadabra guy. nonsense!anyways i ey feel u ...we need our own obama

Ms. Catwalq said...

and there i was expecting some scandalous stories and you are here telling me that you are jumping from one foot to another on Wii...ugh...
anyways, we need to get our shit together mains...haba! February don come finish na....

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

madam the madam.

Off to find you right now.

For the love of me said...

You will give your speech and it wn't be in your pa's village. God knoes we desperately need motivational speakers.