Friday, March 11, 2011

Lovely day

You can not imagine the anxiety I had this morning when I woke up. The thought of meeting the "coach" woman was really getting on my nerves. As I have explained before, she is not easy to work with. First of all, the last time I saw her, she was so fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. We had a visitor at the seminar, and when this woman was introduced, everybody was just normal and was like "hi" or whatever. Anyway, what do you think madam coach does? She just starts smiling at this visitor and then says very slowly:

Y...O...U.....A...R...E....W...E...L...C...O...M...E.

And then, she smiles and nods at this woman for like 5 minutes! I wanted to scream "Come on!"...

I can not describe the degree of fakeness. And anytime she speaks, she speaks and smiles, so "ethereal" but not in the good way, like Meryl Streep, but in that fake assed way (and I know its not real cos I have seen the cat claws come out with the other lady )

Anyway, so I wake up this morning with this anxiety of meeting her. I almost did not go, I am serious men. It was that bad. Just thinking about having discussions with her was giving me high blood pressure...

But...she did not show. Maybe she is sick or something. All I know is that my heart stopped hurting and I began to breathe the moment it became clear that she was absent.

Basically, I had a good day.

2 comments:

24yearOldTeEnAgeR said...

I have a picture of her in my head. I hope its really not as bad as i imagine it. Its kinda creepy in my head sef. I laughed aloud once reading this. Funny.

Chris Ogunlowo said...

where is waffy o?