Monday, November 5, 2012

Sweetness!

So, I was lying in my bed after coming up from the laundry room without doing any laundry. I was just going to begin my daily search for stand up comedians when my friend burst into the apartment...

"Guess who is downstairs?" he asks, his eyes twinkling mischievously...

I knew immediately who he was on about. It was the young French guy that I often made jokes about becoming his sugar mummy...

"Really?"

"Yeah, he is down there..."

Well, nobody had to ask me twice. I put on my jogging shoes without socks and followed my friend behind.

I just happened to run into him...

"Oh hi" I say...

He kisses me on the cheeks...

Hot damn!

 We begin to chat, about nothing...something about shoes and running...I ask him if he wants to go out for a drink.

He follows me back to the apartment, I grab my coat and we go to the nearby bar.

I felt like a Puma. How old is he?

We talk about stuff, he laughs at all my jokes. I ask him if he has a girlfriend. He says he doesn't. The girl I thought was his girlfriend is only a friend. He does not like going to clubs. That's alright, I say. I and my friends just hang out at bars. He won't mind going out with me to a bar.

Really?

He walks me home. Kisses again.

I walk around to my neighbour's,  another French guy. He comes out and smokes a cigarette on me. I am a passive smoker. We talk about our latest updates on romance. I tell him about the young guy. We both have a good laugh.

We hug.

Life is sweet.







5 comments:

Akin Akintayo said...

You cradle-snatcher!

Anonymous said...

Let me know if you want me to teach you some French...:-)

Sandrine

Anonymous said...

Ermmmm maybe he's just read this ?? Lol

Anonymous said...

I believe the terminology is COUGAR! Enjoy the attention my friend. Im impressed that you took the initiative. You go Waffy, take what can be taken and enjoy every bit of it.;)

Kr.

Waffarian said...

Ha ha, @anonymous: No way he has read it and even if he does, I will deny it to my grave!

@Akin: Ehen na...

@Sandrine: You know I have always battled with that language...

@Kramer: Ha ha ha...now I will be paranoid that anonymous up there is him and not do anything.lol.