Saturday, July 12, 2008

Fuck it...

So what if I get nasty drunk? Yeah...I think I will...Fuck it.

8 comments:

Patrice said...

I guess George and Johan can drive a woman to drink, but then again, you never needed prompting . . . Prost!

P.S. I wonder if you will remember having written this post come morning.

Waffarian said...

Patrice! damn...you are so right....I woke up with a HUGE head ache...and I am like, "what the hell?" hehehehehhehe and in my still oh so drunk state, the mystery of Patrice continues....who are you? hehehehheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

naijalines said...

Lol!!!!!

Getting sloshed (kinda light headed without the hangover) is so much better, I think. Well...I only speak 4 myself. So how U now at lunchtime, hun?

If the hangover persists, a tall glass of ice-cold tomato juice and some juicy middle bacon may just do the trick.

Waffarian said...

Naijalines...hmmmmm,first, I took aspirin or whatever for the headache...then I ate chicken..with ketchup...then I decided fish with mayonaise will be better...so I ate that as well...then I drank tea...and I am still so fucked...and I can not for the love of God think of tomato juice...what about cold cider?...I mean, it does have alcohol...but...sigh...I'll keep you posted...maybe ice cream? and I am hungry again...I can't eat the fish again....

Waffarian said...

and where ia Patrice? he normally has good advice for me...

Patrice said...

Le voila!

I am no expert, especially having never had a hangover (okay, I lie, I had one when I was twelve), but from what I have read, here is my advice [insert boilerplate disclaimer here].

1. Pick your poison carefully. The pure (highly distilled) alcohols, like vodka and gin, are less likely to cause hangovers.

2. Stay hydrated. Alcohol dehydration is one of the causes of hangover, so drink water while imbibing and have a few glasses (of water!!!) before bed.

3. Do nothing and suffer, as you are now . . . you will learn your lesson that way and be less likely to drink to intoxication next time.

Waffarian said...

Heheheheh! funny Patrice...I was going to have some more cider...but if you insist on this water business....

Kiibaati said...

patrice was wrong.
vodka gives me a terrible headache.
the only thing i know that works is to maintain the state of inebriation.