Sunday, February 21, 2010

Sometimes, a cheerful "fuck you" is good for the soul...

Most of the time, I don't really care about human beings and their shallow shit...I just pretend they are from another planet or something...

But sometimes, you should be able to say "fuck you" and feel quite happy about it. Its not an angry or bitter fuck you, but a very cheerful "fuck you". I mean, no hard feelings, its all good, but fuck you anyway. So I am telling "fuck you" to the following human beings...

Human being number 1: I was always nice to you...you wanted something, I was here. You needed help, I was here. But you SAID, your words, not mine, that I am too European and a "feminist control freak"...after all the help you got from me...okay, so I have ignored you. Yet, now, you keep calling, wanting to be friends...no hard feelings, I just don't like you anymore...so FUCK YOU.

Human being Number 2: We have been friends for too long. You are caught up in your life, I am caught up in mine. I don't have the time or energy to keep up with you, after all, you don't keep up with mine either, no hard feelings. Fuck you.

Human being Number 3: You see me and you pretend we did not have those deep discussions, that went beyond many boundaries...now, I am just...what? another human being? so what was all that deep shit about? you talk like that with everyone? Fuck you too.

Human being Number 4: I don't know why I even bothered trying to get to know you. You are boring and dry, and you never even try. Fuck you.

Who else? Okay, I think I am done. I feel really good saying fuck you...oh, I forgot one...

Last Human being: You remember all those things you said to me? I just swallowed everything...and I never said a word? Well, better late than never. A big fuck you to you too!

I feel so much better now.

9 comments:

SHE said...

LOL. I guess that also means you're done with them.
Make everybody hol' their side.

LusciousRon said...

Yes sometimes a very cheerful one makes the day.

Myne Whitman said...

Abi ooo, make them carry waka, dey go...

CodLiverOil said...

This is funny and therapeutic at the same time.

I never imagined any Nigerian woman using those words in advising their children/nieces/nephews on how to deal with the world outside. (They are always so prudent and conservative, especially the religious ones).

Good for you. Time to break the mould!!

AlooFar said...

Ok o, you started it.

F*ck 'em.

JoaR said...

lol, love it. Every now and then, some people do deserve to be told "fuck you"...its kinda like a cleansing moment. So I also say, fuck 'em and the horse they rode in on....:-)

Nogo Blogs said...

Lol Lolll LOL pele, glad you feel better Lol xx

Kiibaati said...

"Fuck All Y'all"

That was actually easy

lol

culturesoup said...

Does it count if i say it in my head and not out loud to the persons concerned? Because I also feel i have reached this point with a few people that i would categorise under number 2. So far i've resisted putting out a definition of what i consider real friendship to make it known that i am done with non-reciprocal relationships. I'm no longer interested in pursuing people that don't care about me or can't be bothered to show that they care about me. I don't have the time or energy for it anymore.