Sunday, December 16, 2007

Can anybody be this drunk????

The night was the usual for them, metallica, acdc, greenday, I fell asleep at 9, woke up at 12 and continued the drinking spree. I do not know what I mixed, smirnoff vodka, apple something, with sprite and lemon i think, and a couple of glasses of wine, and more vodka, and water, ice....and more vodka...the apple something...I am finished. It is over...where is Patrice? he usually has something to say about my liver...hello?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah anyone can be that drunk, but you what the people around you are who hurt the most. I have a drunk husband already pasted out for the night and it's 10:52pm. I'm sick of drunk fuck UPS like you!!!

Waffarian said...

@anonymous, how u and your husband tory come concern me? It is a pity, sorry about the state of your matrimonial affairs...marraige is not easy..poor cold water on him, it might help, ndo.

Patrice said...

Waffarian! You will be well preserved. Please, go easy.

Waffarian said...

heheheh, "well preserved", makes me think of all those organs in "jars" stored in medical museums...have you ever been? I am telling you, you will never respect your body again when you see them.

Ibilola said...

waffy, waffy, waffy! How many times did i call u? Biko, leave some 4 others to enjoy. Pickeled liver is not it o!

Cheers;)

Patrice said...

I have been. It was what I was alluding to in my last comment, since alcohol can be used as a tissue fixative and preservative.

Waffarian said...

@Ibilola heheheheh, pickled liver..hehehehe
@Patrice, hehehehe, yeah...

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

ol' girl, take it easy, mehn....

Isi said...

is it not strange how i come around here and all i want to read is patrice's comment and waffarian's response?! lol!!!
u two sound so good together!
waffy babes nothing do u jare!

Waffarian said...

@Isi, something dey do you!

Isi said...

hehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i naughty no be small!

Afrobabe said...

Mennnnn the answer to that first annon just cracks me up...how ee take concern you indeed.