Friday, October 10, 2008

You guys are gonna have to do better than this to get my attention!

Come on people! Where is the imagination?

FROM YOUR FRIEND ALLAH BLESS YOU VERY URGENT

READ CAREFULLY AND GET BACK TO ME

CALVARY GREETINGS FROM .....

I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY...

CAN I GIVE YOU THIS TRUST?

I NEED YOUR CO-OPERATION

URGENT ASSITANCE NEEDED

PROFITABLE TRANSACTION

URGENT REPLY NEEDED

BUSINESS PROPOSAL

URGENT ASSISTANCE

URGENT PLEASE

VERY URGENT

DEAR FRIEND

REPLY ME

11 comments:

Tigeress said...

I'm on a roll this morning. lol!!

Yeh, it's a dang shame but we've all received such emails. It's more embarassing when ur colleagues at work talk about it (an in, Nigerians sending such emails). And much more embarassing when its on CNN, Oprah or 20/20. God help us.

Lost at The End said...

lol. Did you cull this from fraud mails? Brilliant idea!

Waffarian said...

@lost at the end: yes oh! na my personal collection be this!

rayo said...

they r so obvious!

naijalines said...

Hehehehehe.

Doja said...

What kind of people fall for scam mails?

Tolu O said...

Una never receive this one: "THIS IS NOT A SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
na the new levels be dat o. And btw, yahoo-yahoo don move enter "Yahoo Plus", no need for lengthy email, na COMMAND AND CONQUER! - "Mr Oyibo Man, I command you [start incantations] to wire the sum of 1 million dollars to my account number asap [end incantation]. Oyaaaaaa!!!!!"

Naapali said...

How about the ones from the FBI Director or Homeland Security Secretary and even more recently from Ben Bernanke informing me of my compensation/damages award? All I have to do is call a number in Nigeria or send email to an account in the UK.

I never get embarrassed or self conscious about it. Why should I? Most of the leaders of the failed banks, insurance companies etc are Caucasian, American men. I don't see any of my co-workers feeling guilty by association.

Lost at The End said...

@ Naapali,

I second your yarnings jare. Na before shame dey cash me. Now, wetin concern me? Dem say person wey study hard serious. Person wey pass na im know book.

Red Eyes said...

na wi wi

Rita said...

ROTFL....