Come on people! Where is the imagination?
FROM YOUR FRIEND ALLAH BLESS YOU VERY URGENT
READ CAREFULLY AND GET BACK TO ME
CALVARY GREETINGS FROM .....
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY...
CAN I GIVE YOU THIS TRUST?
I NEED YOUR CO-OPERATION
URGENT ASSITANCE NEEDED
PROFITABLE TRANSACTION
URGENT REPLY NEEDED
BUSINESS PROPOSAL
URGENT ASSISTANCE
URGENT PLEASE
VERY URGENT
DEAR FRIEND
REPLY ME
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I'm on a roll this morning. lol!!
Yeh, it's a dang shame but we've all received such emails. It's more embarassing when ur colleagues at work talk about it (an in, Nigerians sending such emails). And much more embarassing when its on CNN, Oprah or 20/20. God help us.
lol. Did you cull this from fraud mails? Brilliant idea!
@lost at the end: yes oh! na my personal collection be this!
they r so obvious!
Hehehehehe.
Una never receive this one: "THIS IS NOT A SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
na the new levels be dat o. And btw, yahoo-yahoo don move enter "Yahoo Plus", no need for lengthy email, na COMMAND AND CONQUER! - "Mr Oyibo Man, I command you [start incantations] to wire the sum of 1 million dollars to my account number asap [end incantation]. Oyaaaaaa!!!!!"
How about the ones from the FBI Director or Homeland Security Secretary and even more recently from Ben Bernanke informing me of my compensation/damages award? All I have to do is call a number in Nigeria or send email to an account in the UK.
I never get embarrassed or self conscious about it. Why should I? Most of the leaders of the failed banks, insurance companies etc are Caucasian, American men. I don't see any of my co-workers feeling guilty by association.
@ Naapali,
I second your yarnings jare. Na before shame dey cash me. Now, wetin concern me? Dem say person wey study hard serious. Person wey pass na im know book.
na wi wi
ROTFL....
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