Monday, May 4, 2009

Indeed!

Sometimes I wonder....for real. See, I am sitting in this cafeteria when I hear this African guy wooing one of the white girls sitting beside me...he is telling her how he will take her to his "church" and "heal" her (she has sprained her leg or some shit), in great guffaws, he says his church is his "bedroom" bla bla, and the other guys are laughing now...

I am wondering how it is possible for people to fool themselves at such a low level?

Then he notices me, he comes over, tastes my food and tells me he gives me 11/10 and slowly nods his head...I tell him I have lived for this moment all my life and his judgement is the only thing that matters at this very moment in my life...

I don't know if he knows what sarcasm is, but he goes on about the food...now he says I am "queen of the sky", I know he was going to say queen of something, but my icy stare must have made him forget his usual line, so now he says "queen of the sky"...

I tell him that is the most absurd shit I have ever heard, now he does not know if I am joking or not...he says something else...about the food again, he will take me back to his country...

I tell him to go back to charming the other ladies...maybe they enjoy that shit...

He still does not know that I am not joking and tries one last joke, or flattery or nonsense or bullshit...he says he must come and visit me one of these days...

I tell him : Indeed!

7 comments:

Ms. Catwalq said...

abandoner....u better call me

archiwiz said...

LOL.... ROTFL.... Infact, imagine loud guffaws extending all the way from here to where you are across the pond....


Pele... Some of our brothers just have no pause or stop button in their heads. LOL @...I tell him I have lived for this moment all my life and his judgement is the only thing that matters at this very moment in my life... E joo 'Queen of the sky' abeg make me follo come visit you na.... LOL...

Tyger said...

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i like that guy.... he is so full of shit he cant be daunted! he can be dangerous though....cos he is so over the top! lol

Adaeze said...

lol
what a fool

Sexkitten said...

Ha!

The sad thing is there are women who fall for that nonsesnse.

Tairebabs said...

some people just don't get it when a person is disgusted. Nothing irritates me more than a man trying to work his "lyrics" on me.

Patrice said...

I have always thought these types of guys are from another planet, but then I see them have the occasional success and wonder if they know something that us earthlings don't . . .