The position to be waffy's husband and partner for the next three years is now available for suitable candidates. Due to the demanding and aggressive nature of men living in the "diaspora", all African men living abroad need not apply. Europeans may be considered.
Please look through the requirement section before applying.
1. Applicants must be virgins.
2. Applicants must at present, be living in a village.
3. All applicants must be earning a living in one of the following livelihoods: Fishing, farming or hunting. Teachers may be considered.
4. All applicants must have at least standard six education or its equivalent. No university graduates will be considered.
5. Height is not a requirement but muscles are. The man should be able to pound yam and fufu at least twice a week.
6. Must be submissive and soft spoken.
7. Must be able to clean, wash and cook.
8. Must be willing to stay at home alone for long periods of time.
9. Good English is not a requirement but should be able to say "Welcome home" and "Good bye".
10. Must be willing to cater to the needs of other family members.
The position is only available for 3 years as waffy realises that sooner or later his fellow men abroad will "open his eyes" .
All CVs should be submitted to the comment section of this post.