1. No, it doesn't feel like fucking christmas. Its grey and cold and the fucking christmas lights....they are blinding. I tell you!
Last year I bought so many cards, all to be sent off to all my friends all over the world. Every address tracked down in time. Old phone books found in old suitcases, old emails searched and scanned for numbers once given.
I am empty...I have no christmas spirit...
2. Oh, don't bother with any uplifting stories of love...my brain does not recognize that word anymore.
3. Chop me up. Enjoy.
Chop me up - Justin timberlake
P.S: Feel free to send me booze for christmas!