I am at home, a bottle of white wine by my side. Alone. Everything went wrong. I am supposed to be buggying away, at the hottest club in town.It all went wrong. The day started out quite good. I was in a good mood, the sun was shining, I went for a walk, I bought a new pair of jeans, I was happy with it. I washed my hair, dressed up, met up with Oga aproko's sister and her friends (all 25, it was her birthday), we were all slushed. That small girl, Sarah, was calling for a taxi, we were all talking and chatting away, I was having a conversation with one of the girls, all of a sudden Sarah turns around and screams at me:"Quiet!" ah ah, na me she dey talk to? okay, make i no talk first, make i wait, make she finish for phone first, na so, this conversation come take place.
Me: Sarah, please dont scream at me next time, don't scream "quiet" at me, it was quite rude.
Sarah: So what should i say, SHUT UP?
See dis babe oh, if i woz am for here, na police dem go call.
Me: Look, Sarah, I am always respectful to you and everybody else here, so i see no reason why you should be rude to me.
Sarah: hahahahahhahahaha should i respect you? i will talk to you anyhow i damn well please!
Me: Then you can go to hell!
And I left. Anyway, na so (sigh), i came home, opened a bottle of wine, and I am almost drunk. I think I will listen to some Bob Marley and think of my retirement plan.