Women together!

My people na wah, me self, i don dey wonder, Why is it that women can never pull together and help each other? Why are we always envious? constantly on each other's case? ehn? You remember my friend Catherine? wey dey work for parliament? na so she give me one kian gist wey vex me well well! Okay, so there are three friends that are politically inclined. Anita, Catherine and Evelyn. Anita used to work for the parliament, but she got a better job in Brussels, hence her position became open and lots of other positions since a lot of people were moving over to Brussels. She promptly informed her friends, Catherine(my friend) and Evelyn. Catherine was immediately interested and said she will apply for it, Evelyn said she was not interested in that particular job and would apply for another job, also, within the parliament. Anyway, I was there the day this preliminary planning was going on, and I was so impressed, they were all so ambitious and willing to help each other out, na so, i dey hail them all night long, dey buy drinks to toast them! if say I know,infact, i want my drinks back! Nonsense! Anyway, na so oh, Catherine applied and got the job, meanwhile Evelyn disappeared all of a sudden, stopped answering calls, msn, sms, etc. Na so oh, only for Catherine to find out that baby girl applied for that same job but did not get it. She did not inform Catherine about it, anyway, she got another job within the parliament, so now they are both working there but are not on speaking terms because of this issue. Imagine! Why? Instead of helping each other, they are misbehaving. They could have been having so much fun, instead, they are busy spreading gist about each other! I say, I want my money back! Nonsense!