Monday, February 12, 2007

Latest trend in African Community

Mmmmmmmmmm, My dear Nigerians, wetin my eye don see for this my "so and so" country na way oh! Na so, because of aproko gist,(make una thank me wellu wellu I just dey waka anyhow so as to bring better gist for una, anyway, I saved this gist cos there have been new developments)I carry my self go Sengalese party! I have to admit, the food was really good, just one weird thing, they eat cooked okra with their rice. I had some kind of brown rice(it was really good, i don't think its made of tomatoes like our own jollof rice, I am suspecting oil and buliong)with fried chicken and the okra by the side. Instead of moi-moi, okra. Anyway, as I dey look around, everybody just dey wack anyhow, na so me too, i join. I started trying to make conversation with two couples next to me, and found out that the guys could only speak french as they were both new in the country. Na so me too I clear throat begin dey speak my french. Hahahahahah! Una dey laugh? Una think say just because I be waffy I no fit nak french? heheheheh! Well, brothers and sisters, you will be surprised to know how many languages I speak ........coughs........ back to the subject at hand. I soon found out both men had recently arrived, and on doing so had also managed to get their wives pregnant almost immediately. Well, trust una sista, I begin dey ask one question after another. When the two husbands finally moved on, the wives laughed and explained to me that since there was scarcity of senegalese muslim men in "so and so country",they had gone back home to bring husbands. Na so three of us begin laugh!the irony being before it used to be men that went home to bring their "virgin brides", meanwhile these were women, actually going back home and practically doing "choose and pick"! My friends, the thing amuse me no be small! I asked them why? and they explained to me that women with "papers" were like queens at home and that they each chose the guy that they wanted! This said with lots of "hand-clapping" and "hailing". Well, there was another young babe there, about 25 and baby girl said she was going home to get a man for herself!, Na so, for my mind, I see all the young village virgins lined up naked, if na me, i go make them do all kinds of physical tests! hehehehehhehe!the image sweet me well well!
Anyway,na so oh, that babe, go their village for dat side!within one month, the babe marry. After all their immigration waka, the bobo just landed "so and so" country! Chei! the bobo fine well well, muscular, dark, fine dimples and i take style spy down there.....oh girls, e be like say im hold oh! Anyway, this one na for all ya single ladies out there, make una no shame, go ya village, collect ya own oh! I don inform una, if una like, make una siddon there!

11 comments:

AbujaBabe said...

Girl your Funny ... But nah true talk ooh!!! I love the way you write...:)

confusednaijagirl said...

funny funny funny !! i have to read it again sha.

Waffarian said...

abujababe, confusednaijagirl, thank you, as far as una dey enjoy am, na im dey sweet me!

Naija Vixen said...

lol dat is sum mad stuvvs, anyhoo dis is my 1st time on ur page..gt linkd frm abujababe...n m so luvn it...will b bk soon

Waffarian said...

naijavixen, glad you dropped by!

Ubong Da said...

Naija babes no get the liver for that kind thing. dem still dey wait make man find them come first and if man no come by 30 dem go do prayer and fasting and become born again. Meanwhile na dem dey talk say wetin mad do woman dey do better?

Waffarian said...

Ubong na true you talk oh! I know plenty people wey if by mistake dem take style marry and you self you never marry, dem go say "ahhhh, see what God has done for me! anyway, I will be praying for you, maybe God will help you too......maybe" hehehehehehhehe I like to dey meet those kain babes, dem dey entertaining! and when dem go tell you how dem meet their bobo, chei! the kain tories, na nothing more than miracle fit explain am! heheheheh

UnNaked Soul said...

LMAO!!! waffarian you too like tori! na wa oh...

@ubong da: LOL.. true talk

Kpakpando said...

ceebu jen, I love that stuff, and I actually learnt how to cook it.

@ ubong da, stay there, naija babes been dey do am, importation of husband. Their high school sweethearts/family friend who was their first crush or whatever else they pretend they are.
The problem with importing them is that after they come here and get green card, baff up small, and they begin to shine their eyes and start chasing other babes, like they're in naija. The naija babes here don't put up with that nonsense nearly as much as our counterparts back home, so the marriage packs up. So the end result is still the same.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Waffy babe, your stories are incredibly funny! I can't believe it. I used to joke with a friend that we would send her home to Nija to be the first Batchelorette with her own show so she can have her pick. After all, she is a U.S. citizen, lawyer, and comes from a good family. Interesting to see that the Senegalese have taken that step!

As for the rice you eat at the wedding, was it is tchep gen (sp?) I have never had it with okra, but with some serious fish. Thanks for the great post!

Jaguda said...

tres funny