Mmmmmmmmmm, My dear Nigerians, wetin my eye don see for this my "so and so" country na way oh! Na so, because of aproko gist,(make una thank me wellu wellu I just dey waka anyhow so as to bring better gist for una, anyway, I saved this gist cos there have been new developments)I carry my self go Sengalese party! I have to admit, the food was really good, just one weird thing, they eat cooked okra with their rice. I had some kind of brown rice(it was really good, i don't think its made of tomatoes like our own jollof rice, I am suspecting oil and buliong)with fried chicken and the okra by the side. Instead of moi-moi, okra. Anyway, as I dey look around, everybody just dey wack anyhow, na so me too, i join. I started trying to make conversation with two couples next to me, and found out that the guys could only speak french as they were both new in the country. Na so me too I clear throat begin dey speak my french. Hahahahahah! Una dey laugh? Una think say just because I be waffy I no fit nak french? heheheheh! Well, brothers and sisters, you will be surprised to know how many languages I speak ........coughs........ back to the subject at hand. I soon found out both men had recently arrived, and on doing so had also managed to get their wives pregnant almost immediately. Well, trust una sista, I begin dey ask one question after another. When the two husbands finally moved on, the wives laughed and explained to me that since there was scarcity of senegalese muslim men in "so and so country",they had gone back home to bring husbands. Na so three of us begin laugh!the irony being before it used to be men that went home to bring their "virgin brides", meanwhile these were women, actually going back home and practically doing "choose and pick"! My friends, the thing amuse me no be small! I asked them why? and they explained to me that women with "papers" were like queens at home and that they each chose the guy that they wanted! This said with lots of "hand-clapping" and "hailing". Well, there was another young babe there, about 25 and baby girl said she was going home to get a man for herself!, Na so, for my mind, I see all the young village virgins lined up naked, if na me, i go make them do all kinds of physical tests! hehehehehhehe!the image sweet me well well!
Anyway,na so oh, that babe, go their village for dat side!within one month, the babe marry. After all their immigration waka, the bobo just landed "so and so" country! Chei! the bobo fine well well, muscular, dark, fine dimples and i take style spy down there.....oh girls, e be like say im hold oh! Anyway, this one na for all ya single ladies out there, make una no shame, go ya village, collect ya own oh! I don inform una, if una like, make una siddon there!