Waffarian's weekend.

Okay, my people, make i tell una wetin I do for weekeend. I carry myself go the "country" or as my waffy sister dey call am "oyibo village". Anyway, I decided to participate in some winter activities this one wey be say the snow no wan end for my area. Na so oh! I dress myself well well, I enter my new snow scooter (okay.....no be my own, na oga aproko buy am,ehnnnnn, no be new one, na second hand, but the whole thing na my idea sha), anyway, na so i begin dey ride up and down for the ice(those of una wey no understand, wey temperature drop below 0, the surfaces of the sea, lakes etc freezes and if more snow falls, that melts and in its turn freezes and so on and so forth, anyway, one can go for all sorts of winter sports like ice skating, skiing, etc), infact, i even dey go the other side of the ice wey nobody dey self. Waffarian just dey enjoy herself.Na so oh, I come see two men come with one kind "drilling" machine, I carry my aproko self go ask wharrishappening, dem say dem dey measure the ice to check if it is safe for them to drive their scooters. I come begin laugh, I say okay, I ride commot. After a while, one of the guys came back with his snow scooter, drove for about 10 meters and went back on land. I come go there again, wetin dey happen? Bobo talk say im no trust the ice, e no sure say e go fit hold the weight of the scooter. I say WHAT? but me, i don go back and forth now, nothing don happen, dem say dem advise me to comot for the ice. Anyway, fear catch me, i come ask oga aproko why im no tell me say the ice no dey safe? im say the ice na "borderline". Ehhn? wetin dat one mean? oga say ehn now, say no be perfect condition, but make i no worry, make i dey drive. HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ,dem no tell me twice before i go for land, anyway, i carry the machine go forest, chei! the thing hard oh! after i don nearly jam all the trees, i park the thing. E no sweet me anymore. I come decide to call my bros for Warri, the bobo vex me, e begin dey laugh me, say, i no know say certain sports na for oyibo people? anyway, na my weekend be dat. Next weekend, i dey go again, na me and those trees!