Saturday, February 10, 2007

Wahala don land. Part 3

Na so oh, my people, I carry myself wait outside station where we suppose meet. 30 minutes pass, she no show, I went to a nearby cafe (after all, i was going to have coffee in the first place, no need to let that hr go to waste!), I sat and read newspapers for a whole hour, even had lunch after that, baby girl no show. I called her cell phone a couple of times, no answer. I then called the strange number that she had been calling from, a very brutish male voice answered with a hint of slavic accent, na so fear catch me, i no even know which language to speak first, bobo say "Martina no here", okay, wetin i suppossed do? shebi i don try? Anyway, na so I come decide say , first of all this whole shady thing no concern me, why I go fear? na naija cos all this thing, person hear police, na so fear go catch am! I never do anything, e hen, if them call, i go say wetin I know, which is nothing. Anyway, to celebrate my new found boldness, I went out with a couple of girlfriends and got totally drunk! and thank God for that, cos later that night, I saw I had missed lots of phone calls, yeah, you guessed right! That fool had been phoning all night long! Thank God for vodka! Me, I no dey answer any calls anymore, the less I know, the better for my sanity!

5 comments:

kramer said...

Thank God you got out of this one! Next time you better listen to that voice inside your head, whether or not your `oga` tells you otherwise!
Come to think of it you must`ve been properly pissed not hearing all those calls, good for you sha!

kramer said...

Hey again, when are you going to give us something saucy - kinda like what excessive diva writes.(Ive been reading her stuff - but dont tell anyone!!!)
Hold up - I dont think I want to know. Hehehehee

Waffarian said...

Kramer, are you sure you really want to know? cough........you know,I think iwll be too shocking for my readers......but please,feel free to share some of your raunchy tales.......I'll call it "Kramer's nightstand"

kramer said...

Unfortunately my love life is as dry as stock fish at the moment. What a shame!

confusednaijagirl said...

good for you girl. You went i wouldnt have gone oh!! AND yes we want more salacious and scandalous stuff from you now!!! and how far with all the updates now. I have to read a lot now..