Tuesday, November 2, 2010

This week's "I hate men" rant...

Note: "I hate men" rant is a weekly feature on this blog. You are welcome to send in your own rants...

Number one misconception of me by men :That I am "happy go lucky" all the time and will entertain them and make THEIR lives full of life and colours. I am the "wild" exotic flower you pluck and put in your room and life is now good. Indeed! (and if you don't give it water and take care of it, its gonna whither and die and now you are upset cos you've got a dead exotic flower and even just seeing it there irritates you because you remember how it was once such a beautiful flower...but you forget that you killed it, anyway)

No. I am not happy all the time. I am also very quiet and "introspective" as someone once said. That's why you don't have to ask me five hundred times "what's wrong?" "what's wrong?". Nothing is wrong, mutherfucker! I am thinking! An activity that seems lost on you...

I don't know where men get the idea that we are here to make THEM feel great about themselves?

Am I supposed to juggle and do tricks too?

The funny thing is, I do tell them when they meet me. I am not this social all the time. I am very social when "I" want to be. Big emphasis on "I". I can't be social whenever someone else wants me to be.

I don't get it. I am me all the time. What do they want? I am not happy all the time. In fact, if I were happy all the time, then that would mean that I am a human being without empathy, cos not a day goes by without me seeing or hearing something that gets me a bit down in this cruel world. What? they want a robot?

But we are all human, I am not here to decorate YOUR life and make YOU feel happy.

I am here to make ME happy and making you happy is by the way...if it happens, it happens, but that's not my number one priority in life.

Make your own self happy mutherfucker. Damn, what am I? A monkey?

P.S: Meanwhile, if you are not social yourself, who the hell am I supposed to socialise with? if you are a dry human being, no interests, no opinions about society, no opinions about books, music, world matters, maybe even advertisements, I mean, come on, anything! If you have NOTHING, what the fuck am I supposed to "interact" with? "Oh, you are so funny with your sisters and friends but not with me!". Well, my sisters and friends have opinions on EVERYTHING. We can talk for hours cos they are living creatures, you know, mammals, primates, with brains, they have information and knowledge...there can be interaction, we bounce balls back and forth, you know, normal.

Usssssch! I hate men!

8 comments:

2cute4u said...

Love the rant to bits.
It was dark though.. Had to strain my eyes abit..

Patrice said...

A classic rant. The opening paragraph - the entire post, actually - had me laughing, despite the truth in it.

I think I hate men too now. Look what you've done!

Longsufferer said...

lol..u knw who used to say to me that u are always talking to ur friends for hours and don’t say gist like that with me ....hello? my friends are engaging..that is why we are friends....they do stupid things...hell we do stupid things and laugh at ourselves with no judgment, snide remarks....

I don’t hate men....however what i truly hate is the following sentence...' I am so confused about us' and my current? or ex girlfriend?.....or I am not in a good place now….WHO is in a good place always..that is life !!! my take- dude...you aren’t confused..I am the one u haven’t chosen, so your confusion is how to tell me??????
Be a man....say-' I like you but i love my gf...don’t try to eat ur cake and have it!!!

I am officially tired of men and their mind games...so when the games begin...i say ...next please....

Waffarian said...

@ 2cute4u: Sorry, I did not realize there was something wrong with that text...whoah! Just seeing it...It showed up normal as usual when I posted it and now that I opened it today just saw that there is something fucked up! Will try to fix it although I have no idea why it came out like that...weird!

Waffarian said...

I have taken away the video now, which perhaps was the problem. It shows up okay now, when I open my blog but tell me if it shows okay when you open it...

2cute4u said...

It's good now..
No more straining of eyes.. lol..
Hope you good honey?
Take care..
E-Hugs!

femirina said...

I love that blog so much,(thumbs Up:))

femirina said...

I love that blog so much,(thumbs Up:))